Doing Sunday dishes this is what we hear from little Abby who is still at the dinner table eating. "Dad, (words we don't understand) in my nose!"
"what's in your nose?"
"iner in my nose"
"Your finger's in your nose?"
"NO, my dinner's in my nose!"
Mom and Dad immediately stop doing dishes and carefully inspect Abby's nose. Upon not finding any "dinner" we assume she's just playing with us.
Five minutes later mom and Abby playing popcorn popping when she sneezes and nearly dislodges a lovely green pea!
Mom rolls over laughing. Dad looks around for some toothpicks or tweezers or something to pull the pea the rest of the way out. Mom looks frantically around for the camera!! Abby screams no when mom asks for camera. Mom forgoes camera and pulls the pea out! FOREVER THE HERO!!
Should have at least taken a picture of the pea after I pulled it out, but that's just gross!